Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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Top comments
317theterrible 0
Wish i had ur grandpa
BADDiam 4
Cool grandpa you have there.
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Comments (110)
317theterrible 0
Wish i had ur grandpa
Nanall 15
Great bonding opportunity.
sarabraun8 7
that'd be embarrassing!
tatababe 1
Male prostitute??(
CryMoreFMLs 15
If you want that kind of stuff 8, go to www.lemonparty.org You'll not regret, I guarentee you that!
zbajis 7
he deserves a #1 grandpa mug!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
What kind of world is this where we're expected to put on clothes every time we leave the house?! C'mon, it's summer :D
margie2194 12
Maybe he's a nudist. You gotta respect that. :)
SirObvious 1
wouldn't you?
VeroAnne 11
maybe he was hot?
enonymous 9
It must be my birthday!
CattyPurry 0
that's just icing on the cake, and i'm pretty sure OP would like to blow the candles out! :P
dolphincheddar 10
Is it just me or is fml getting an influx of stories involving nude grandparents
margie2194 12
Lol dolphin. The baby boomer generation is plotting a nudist take over.
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
funny uncle=0 funny grandpa=1
penguinsniper822 4
Come on join him in the fun!
317theterrible 0
That sucks
musicfreak9821 6
that sucks ass
BOOSCAREDU 0
It doesn't suck! IT ROCKS! OP has a crazy awesome grandpa!
getviolated 5
I bet it's his walk of shame back from his hoes' houses
Youdrongo 0
Not the walk of shame, the walk of pride. Go grandpa!
BADDiam 4
Cool grandpa you have there.
airforce987 20
Your pic goes perfectly with your comment
BraBrando 0
Indeed, I shit myself laughing.
mattmadden 0
His picture goes perfectly with almost every comment he says...
BADDiam 4
i know xD
bluebell707 13
What a beautiful sight. :/ At least it's dark.
birdofparadise 16
Soooo...what is he really doing, besides just walking around????
sammybearbby 6
awh haha that would be scary, let's hope your friends don't find out it's your grandpa
joooeee 3
Even worse for everyone else if the sleepwalker is a daywalker
lilmamiyankee67 5
lmao, nice
MrSexyPants 14
Flaunt what you've got. Learn from him, grasshopper.
fuckmrsoftee 0
your picture is one of my favorite wallpapers for my ipod: it stands out in the best way possible.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Grandpa has some fly