Anonymous
Today, I still can't get my ex out of my house. It's been a year and he, "refuses to give up on something special." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ssenmodnaR
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
zks
Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
Sad and lonely
Prague, Czechia
The old you, the new me
Today, I spent the day with my ex-husband, getting our house ready for market. We've been doing this for weeks, and to my shock, my ex has turned back into the hard-working, handy, patient man I fell in love with. I don't know what to say or do, so I spend every day quietly heartsick with longing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
pleasekillme
Brighton, United Kingdom
Call the cops
Today, it's been over three months since my housemates ended their one month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML
Stephanie
The sunk cost fallacy
Today, I finally got over my ex and his past of constant lying/cheating/manipulation in our relationship. Only… I'm still living in his house with all of my stuff and my cat, because I've already paid him my half of his mortgage for the next two months. FML
Anonymous
United States
There's still hope, then?
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
SingleSoon
United States
No way
Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML
kitkat3308
United States
Weirdo freak
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
EFFFF
United States
Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so i am guessing you haven't actually tried removing him
Ellimac21 14
Is it really your house ? Your name on the paper and everything ? If so, call the cops and report a squat. But then, it depends if you really want your ex out or not.
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Comments (25)
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so i am guessing you haven't actually tried removing him
daengh 15
Eviction. Depending on the laws where you are, you might be able to have the local Sheriff put him out.
evilplatypus 39
Depends on if it’s ex boyfriend or ex husband.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
no it actually doesnt
timinator5000 28
what difference does that do?
daengh 15
How? If it's his/her place and the ex isn't on the lease or mortgage they're a tenant. Tenants can be evicted.
Ellimac21 14
Is it really your house ? Your name on the paper and everything ? If so, call the cops and report a squat. But then, it depends if you really want your ex out or not.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Ex what husband or boyfriend. If ex boyfriend have constable serve 30 day eviction notice and take him to court as long as name not on deed or lease easy enough. If husband should be in separation agreement just have police enforce. End of day a good old fashion bond fire and changing of locks works also lol let him waste his time taking you to court.
TxKitten79 10
Is his name on the house? Do you own or rent? Talk to an attorney about filing an eviction. Unless his name is on the house, then you have to come to an agreement on who's moving out and who's compensating the one who's moving out. It may be lawyer time.
RichardPencil 32
He's probably right. You should give him another chance or fifty.
childlessmother 16
Stop grocery shopping, turn off electric and water then leave for a couple of days. He should leave quickly. Or move in your new boyfriend
bloopaloop 27
You’re not really trying to get rid of him
donb23 23
Maybe you should kick him out of bed first and see how that goes.
courtalex 5
That’s your own fault for allowing that shit. Call the police