Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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Mythekos 0
Blah Blah Blah.
xdust 4
How gross is it?
bettybby 0
Honestly, don't even worry about it. Don't let him kill your self esteem girl ! A ****** is a ****** ! Unless it's blue or green & has warts or something similar; embrace what you have.
Amrel 10
Im pretty sure that it has to be hideous if the boyfriend actually says so since his job is pretty much looking at vaginas all day think of the people that go there
jazzyfizzle012 0
lol true dat
anencephalic 14
Green, blue, warts; what is your reference-frame? A green ****** isn't something you should embrace, it's something you should treat.
bettybby 0
Exactly why I said UNLESS it's green or blue, she should embrace it. But I'm sure OP wasn't talking about that. Every ****** is different, not gross. Unless it has infections.
angryital 0
I'd put it your pooper, bettybby!!
anencephalic 14
Aah, my bad. My apologies, but then again, my nick is anencephalic.
HomeAl0ne 20
I'm thinking that if you can actually embrace your ******, that's something you should have checked out pronto.
j_cat187 20
Unless it looks like it trew up all over yourself
Alexunited1212 2
406 - ...and out of this, ****** bibs are created!
lesliej01 0
This sounds strange. I doubt a gyno would say something like that or date the type of person who can't take care of themselves
tfair85 2
Isn't this a bit categorized?
kewpiesuicide 29
Being a gyno would be awful lol. I love ****** but they have to look at old vag, stinky vag, fat vag, ect. P.S. theres always vaginal reconstruction
vcantone 1
Ge must be gay
whiteshadow77 5
He's probably a closet homosexual
Btreasure 8
It had teeth didn't it??
kaylapple 1
you must feel threatened!