Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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Top comments
bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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jamieisreallymad 0
Next time say, "Ew! That's the SMALLEST dick I've ever seen!"
Mokiikom_fml 8
^ THIS!!! ^
tj4234 36
well at least you're... unique O_o
Mxpxdude189 0
when it hangs down like a ball sack... that's a bad thing
bullrider92 19
I don't think I have ever seen an ugly ******.Of course,I have never seen a "blue waffle" either.
duckman9 55
"I don't think I have ever seen a ******.Of course,I have never seen a "blue waffle" either." Fixed that for you. You're welcome :)
kimmy2013 0
I've been told I have a weird one also, but not gross...:/
Sydnayy 4
No one makes comments on my ******'s appearance, but all vaginas are hideous. So don't worry, you're not alone. (;
gigglingalways 6
Ok I have to know. What the **** were you on when you thought OMG I so need to post on FML how my ****** expert bf said my ****** is gross.
iluffhimm 0
I no that's what I was thinking
skyeyez9 25
Well, as long as you keep the cat clean and trimmed?
d13coates 0
#2 sometimes but what about when the pussy is unhealthy lol
Mokiikom_fml 8
No grown man with a brain inside his head would ever make this comment unless he purposefully wants to offend and hurt you. Also, if he's truly a gynecologist he would have the sense and intelligence not to say that, even more so. Which leaves us with only two options: Either he's a stupid conman passing himself for a gynecologist, or he's purposefully out to hurt and humiliate you. (Some sick power trip maybe?) Either way, you need to dump that SOB immediately.
leechris4 2
Or he was surprised for some reason. We wouldn't know unless we know what it looks like. If you were surprised by something then would you be able to control everything you say/do in the instance it happens? Either way we could both be right.
spez8 2
Lucky guy!