Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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Comments (531)
ibedestinie 0
okay if he's a gynecologist and he's saying that.. it's your fault!
Mokiikom_fml 8
Have you never met one of those power-trip-loving doctors who lie to humiliate people and feel a sense of superiority? Well, now you know they exist...
gribbles 12
Pics or it didn't happen.
IndigoAcrylic 9
He was just mad because he would rather have in his mouth...my nice big.... DIC..tionary :) lol! I'm comment 69, bitchez (;
DownWithSebster 9
Don't take it personally, I'm sure your snatch is beautiful :P
heyred 11
Wax much?
brenda83002 2
I can't believe anyone with enough sense to get a medical degree would be dumb enough to say that. I call bs.
tcurry_fml 0
How unprofessional of him. He should have at least used a larger word.
misashleigh88 5
That's discusting.....
not_cool808 14
blue waffle lol jk OP
SilentTreatment 7
Sounds like you have a roast beef sandwich between your legs....
FarSide 23
heavy on the mayo