Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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Top comments
bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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Comments (531)
kevint9911 15
Are there any teeth in yours?
anishayi 0
Lol
Suth3rnB3lla 0
Have you ever seen the movie "Teeth"?
zacharytk72 5
I want that job
mndlssphnx 10
Whyyy would you want that job??? For every moderately attractive female giney you inspect there's got to be about 50 ancient/wrinkly/diseased/malformed/nasty/unclean/rabid ginies to wade through instead. Yuck.
lebronsucks 3
Kills your self esteem!
patacus 14
I think by gross he meant you need to wash and maintain down there. I mean he knows what he's talking about so I suggest you listen
toelie 26
He did continue to have sex with her, can't have been that gross.
starfish7 18
Maybe, by saying gross, he meant large.
SixthSinEnvy 39
There are nicer ways to say it though.
hidrox94 5
I would feel awkward if my gynecologist was a man. Also if my boyfriend was looking at other women all day...but that's just me.
chellexx 0
I agree. I have to question why a straight male would even want to be a gynecologist except for looking at pussy all day.
KennKenn 0
Is there any other reasong to be a gynecologist?
BelleBelle_fml 11
My 1st OB-GYN is so freakin' hot! I had to go to a different one, it was too awkward.
KiMMieBeAr17 0
Yeahh i would not want my boyfriend looking at other vaginas all day, mine is all he needs to see ;D
HeartAndSoul2011 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I totally agree with #74!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!! I clicked the thumbs up button on that comment btw ;)
ifailplzinsultme 0
I clicked the thumb down button on yours. Just cause of all the exclamation points.
KiddNYC1O 22
For some reason I thought of 16 & pregnant. Oh, hi there #74.
Sydnayy 4
Most of the gynecologist's are men, that I've ever heard about anyway.
shanatilly89 11
Its a little different if he is doing it for work and not just for pleasure. I mean we women need gynos to keep our health in good order. Just my opinion :)
The_Appendix_ 13
well, most of the other vjs he's gonna see are either gonna be old or disgusting.
yungmumma88 10
thinking about the fact that most of the vaginas he would see day to day at work would be either from pregnant women and old ladies, that in itself is enough to put me at ease... For every nice young pussy he would see there's 3 old ******* that he has to see...
Badatbest 10
So he should quit his job and she should leave him?
Amrel 10
Thats when you know your ****** is ugly
brdude 9
Ouch, that stinks. (does it?)
duckman9 55
smells kinda fishy to me!
IndependentLemon 3
At least it doesn't look like an old man in a hat.
ashhxoxo 14
Don't worry, it's a nice hat!
eponina 0
how do you know?
ashhxoxo 14
Cause I'm good like that. XD
white16sox 19
288 it's a reference to an old FML.
eponina 0
354 I wasn't talking to you and yes I remember the old FML. I guess humor isn't my thing.
skylerXx 6
Oh well.
HellShallFall 0
Way to be supportive haha
Mythekos 0
Time for sex change..