Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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Top comments
bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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bad_chiquita 5
Three words: lady speed stick
yamatelle 19
Ah great idea, but I'm not too sure if Lady Speed Stick will work it's wonders on a blue waffle. She needs something stronger like Secret or a Dove Go Fresh.
yamatelle 19
*its
uknowitsJAIME 0
I didn't need that image in my head
scissorluvvv22 0
ummm im just curious but..... what exactly does a "weird ******" look like?
bitchesbecrazy2 4
Just pull down your pants and you'll know
itsbridgetbtch17 2
haha.
KiddNYC1O 22
Exactly. They're all weird-looking in their own way.
HomeAl0ne 20
I'm thinking maybe very asymmetrical lips, or unusual proportions. Still, there's no need for him to be so insensitive about it.
white16sox 19
an old man in a nice hat. That's what a weird ****** looks like.
white16sox 19
an old man in a nice hat. That's what a weird ****** looks like.
Alexunited1212 2
283 - or if the ****** runs horizontally instead of vertically on a woman's body.
every1luvsvag 10
Roast beef, anyone?
aFatFuck 0
AAAWWWWWWWW YYYEEEAAAAAAAA
iAintEvenMad 0
4 memes in a row. AWWWW YEAAAAAA.
scissorluvvv22 0
awkward...
snazzy_247 0
Vagisil?
bad_chiquita 5
I first created Vagisil for my wife, Patty. She is my muse.
OceanBananas 2
At least they're clean vaginas.
iAintEvenMad 0
How about bathing.
stroudie94 9
You should probaly get that checked out.
aznpiboy24 5
She just did....
Xero3g 5
What are you raising down there?
FarSide 23
Bacteria most likely.
Sydnayy 4
Cattle
tatayannmermen 3
Is that how you met him, he was your doctor?
mikentrigger 4
I'd say no being that he thinks it is the worst he has ever seen. Had he seen it in his office, probably could have avoided this whole situation.
potsie10 4
time to give it a remodel. He's a gynegologist and he says its grose them it must be cause you know.he's.seen some bad ones in his time.
KiddNYC1O 22
God, I hope that's auto-correct...
asherah14 7
Auto correct can't be that incorrect.
ysmipha 3
So this little boy is getting a shower with his grandmother: "Grandma, what is that?" he says while pointing to her crouch. "that's my beaver", she says. A week later he's getting a shower with mom: " Mom, what is that?" Mom says, "that's my beaver." He says, "oh, grandma has one too, but I think it's dead cause it's tongue is hanging out." :)
joooeee 3
I just vomited
HannahLouise96 13
Oh dear God....
TheNewGuy03 29
Oh, for the love of all that is holy... You make me want to quit FML. Thanks! |the kid|
j_cat187 20
...the **** that is so ******* nasty the more you think about it, the worse it gets.