Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my husband saw my vagina for the first time since I gave birth. I know it’s changed down there, and I may not have shaved, but I wasn’t expecting, “Oh my damn, that’s way different.” He wasn’t being mean, he’s too nice to be mean, but “Oh my damn” felt unnecessary. FML
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Top comments
bryyxoo 0
Real vaginas are better than fake boobs
IndiRae 9
I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".
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Comments (531)
charlesucci 0
My **** is big
crazychick1269 7
omg dude really?!?!
j_cat187 20
Let's have a swordfight
markiesharkie 0
oh yeah that's the best job ever! you get to see infected vaginas all day YUM!
cordeliatownsend 1
I love how all the guys that posted comments are being assholes just like your boyfriend.
erkasaurusrexx 0
isn't it just the strangest thing?
PoshLife_Cross 5
Nice way to downplay it. Your ****** is GROSS, not just weird.
K3707H 0
CHEESE
richee 0
Clearly made up
jpallan 3
Well, I'd say you're not having sex with him ever again, which seems undisputed by both sides, but it also seems like perhaps it's time for you to go to your very own gynaecologist for a check-up.
DeLpHe3zY 7
maybe you should ask for a better analysis lol
boredblonde 17
sick....
THE_A_TEEN 28
that really sucks op. he's a total douche, even if he is a doctor