Anonymous
United States
Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
owned
United States
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
VoodooPriestess
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Socially awkward guy
United States
Thanks Mom and Dad
Today, since I've been single my whole life, my parents decided to get me to think about what I would want in a relationship. The ensuing conversation made me realize why I am single: not only do I have a major lack of confidence, but I also just don't know how to talk to people, much less people I'm interested in. FML
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Emotional Damage
United States
Unboyfriendable
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Crossed wires
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?
lucy_hewitt15 6
How cute! Puppy love.
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Comments (64)
krysxkatastrophe 14
Puppies are good listeners! They don't tell you anything that'll make you feel bad or worse; they do something cute to make you feel better instead!
martin_martian7 11
I bet the puppy just went along with it
Xeserx 8
Date your puppy!
Brool_Story_Co 17
I really hope you are joking.
N3766 20
I talk to myself..., and arguing as well.
Crazberry 5
At least the puppy listened :) And it'll always love you. ... Now I want a puppy :(
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, get a chipmunk! We're lovable and sweet and there's a 30% chance that we'll sing to you!
ant1ion 12
Now is that percentage daily? Or by the hour? If by the hour I'll go get one
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Neither. When you choose one, there's a 3 out of 10 chance that it can sing. The rest can't sing.
pcentral 17
At least a puppy is a living thing. It's when you start having conversations with your stuffed toys that your life is obviously going downhill...
SlayerElite 1
Its not like you were talking to yourself, the dog had no choice but to listen. and if you want a partner just teach your dog to speak, close enough right?
hateevryone 15
At least the puppy was listening.
laxforevrr 0
at least they won't run away screaming office you strange looks like a lot of people would
fortunelady 17
If OP was a man, I would advise using said puppy to pick up women. Women can't resist dogs and it's a great way to start a conversation. As OP is a woman... Um. Hey, at least you have a puppy! :)
wolfshadow 4
OP is a girl.