Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
=| no need to cry! He's just a kid, he doesn't understand adult attraction.
shoieb9 14
O.o dont worry.. its just a kid :)
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Comments (85)
shoieb9 14
O.o dont worry.. its just a kid :)
humorizer 14
Why was the little boy baby sitting? I'm assuming you're much older than the baby sitter.
croso88 5
your stupid
sublime93 0
His stupid what?
chaos753159 4
his stupid mom
humorizer 14
Dang it Sublime; you stole my comeback!
V_S234 0
Haha #44 I love you.
BannedStory 0
#40 your dumb as **** . lols O__o
the17doctor 12
Can people seriously stop calling others dumb when they don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"?
hk_fml 9
=| no need to cry! He's just a kid, he doesn't understand adult attraction.
synix 0
He sounds an awful lot like Eric Cartman when Nanny 911 comes to look after him and put him in line.
Mustardnight 3
Yeah lol. She eats her crap at the asylum haha.
smaginn 0
Agree with #1... He was probably joking or something. Little kids are like that.
ilovebradiew 0
naww ); its just a kid, he probs doesn't know what he talking bout lol
MysteryJoker 5
Wrong. Kids are naturally brutally honest.
MoonTiger 4
Agreed, they truely are very cruel and honest
chicken_lover 2
the kid was most likely just trying to get rid of her though. depending on his age he either may not feel he needs a babysitter, wants his parents, or just hates her. op, don't listen to him. and even if you are unattractive, you can get a boyfriend. there's this really ugly awful bitch who went to my high school and i hate her, not because she's ugly or anything but because she's really really mean, and she has a boyfriend who loves her. if she can get a boyfriend, you for sure can. haha. just be nice. and don't forget to shower because that would be gross. hahaha
randomaccountnam 0
YDI for not being the girlfriend type.
Viatel 0
win
marcustan 0
you sir, are a douchebag.
xmars 0
Why, do you want to date the kid?
chaos753159 4
If i were you i would
Feverrotes 15
Here's another reason to add to the list: You use "proceeded."
adartse 0
Also you listen to kids, are you 12 or something? unless the kid is banging a different girl every week and smoking a cigar, I'm guessing his opinion doesn't matter much. Now that I read my comment and the FML, I want to hang out with this kid, he seems pretty awesome, and he made you cry, which is always entertaining
bubber 0
#22 Win That is the funniest thing I have read in months.
TheTragicReturn 0
Thank you. MLIA has made me despise the word "proceeded."
CyclonePsycho 1
I thought I was the only one. I could hardly focus on the fml because I was too busy wondering what was the point of even using the word 'proceeded' here. It's so out of place, and I thought the trend was long dead by now. ;_;
vetter_fml 0
If nothing else, craigslist ads show that there's someone for everyone. Don't worry about a little kid's opinion. Just focus on finding someone if that's what you want to do. And never let a child you're sitting see you cry. Lose all authority that way.
containsnosoy 0
Has anyone noticed how many girls get told why they are single by the kids that they are babysitting (and then feel the need to post it as an FML)? OP, are you telling this boy your relationship problems? At least kids are honest, because you know what? You could go years without knowing the real reason and no one would be willing to tell you. Stop whining and gain some self-respect. No one wants to date someone with such low self esteem anyways.
waterynuggets 0
Yep. Typing babysitting into search, plenty comes up. Seriously, OP, why do you give a shit what some little kid has to say about your love life?
nija666 0
well atleast he was honest