Today, I went to court to get custody of my son from my ex. I was denied because I spelled his name wrong on the court filing. FML
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Today, I had my legitimation case transferred to another county. Why? Because my child's mother has a lawyer. She moved and didn't give her address, so I can't find our son. She literally filed for child support to be vindictive and is alienating me from our son. FML
Today, I got served with a child support hearing. I've never met the woman suing and the person she’s going after has the same name as me. The court people told me not to worry, but those are famous last words and I know it. FML
Today, I'd had enough of my ex-husband ignoring me and our son, so I threatened to take him to court for sole custody. He didn't even hang up the phone to his client, he just told me to go for it because our son isn't really that interesting anyway, not enough to fight to try keep him. FML
Today, I received a letter from a “judge” declaring me mentally unfit and ordering me to transfer my house and money into my son’s name. It had 8 spelling mistakes. My son really will do anything to avoid getting a job. I’m kicking him out when he turns 30 in 2 weeks. Enough is enough. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
Today, I walked into court with DNA evidence my ex-wife’s 5 month old son isn’t mine, and somehow I walked out of court still required to pay child support to my cheating whore ex. How is this legal? He’s not mine. I’m not even on the birth certificate. FML
Today, we found out in the middle of my son's custody battle that he never filed the joint custody papers when his son was born, they're just sat in a drawer in his kitchen because he’d "get round to it.” His ex has sole legal custody and has cut off all contact with us. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
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Hangryko 32
Seriously?
hopejm 5
I doubt that's why, but if it is then that sucks and fyl
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Comments (6)
hopejm 5
I doubt that's why, but if it is then that sucks and fyl
Hangryko 32
Seriously?
poopface82 25
Really? YDI. If you didn’t know the correct spelling, you’re a joke of a dad. If you did and just ****** it up, never do important stuff without your coffee.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If this is true was the judge in your case the same one that let Kyle Rittenhouse go free?
Thaylok 17
Sounds like a problem that either your lawyer or their clerk messed up on as you should never be representing yourself. If they or the court clerk misspelled the name then it is up to them to refile at their expense.
core01 30
You can't get the most basic info correct about YOUR OWN SON and you expect to be taken seriously? I bet you don't know your own son's date of birth either.