Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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mayulily 0
maybe you have a wide forehead? I dunno I know some people who look weird without bangs :)
Kingdom_Hearts_2 0
It's sort of a compliment? lol
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Comments (125)
mayulily 0
maybe you have a wide forehead? I dunno I know some people who look weird without bangs :)
EffinAhole 0
4 finger forehead!
legonut4 0
patio face
SoundnVasion 0
lol you're a 5head!
pertained 12
spam head?
MrSassypants 34
82head?
crazycornn 0
geez, maybe he likes you better with bangs! god, I'm so sick of girls who can't take compliments and who are so insecure that when their boyfriends compliment them, they automatically turn it into an insult! he's saying you look good! god, stop whining so much and be happy he thinks you're pretty! he gave you a compliment, don't be stuck up about it. Jesus.
yoBitchAsHotAsIC 0
chrome domee!
philly1128 0
four finger forehead is just a forehead
Kingdom_Hearts_2 0
It's sort of a compliment? lol
elmorous 0
Yeah, I'm thinking not. That's just like looking at a cougar and saying, "Back in your day, I bet you were pretty hot!"
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
YDI for having an unattractive forehead
rebeccaEatsYourS 0
YDI for having an ass of a boyfriend
stronghand0331 17
YDI for having a twat for a boyfriend
PizzaGuy11 0
C-C-C-CHAIN BREAKER!!!!!!! I bet you all hate me now.
Hughmadd 0
It doesn't even mean that her boyfriend thinks there's something wrong with her forehead, he just prefers the look of the bangs covering it. I prefer my hair to cover my ears, but that doesn't mean I hate them. The OP is a whiny bitch. The definition of a "compliment fisher". She even included in the FML the predicted compliment she thought she was going to get, and then posts on Fmylife when he gives her a different compliment which wasn't even backhanded.
I_iz_special 0
83, if I'm not mistaken it's c-c-combo breaker, not chain.
PizzaGuy11 0
91-i do what i want this is my house.
TheNewGuy03 29
i'm sorry, but you can't telegraph an answer from your boyfriend. anyway, sucks that he responded like that. >< |the kid|
Wizardroxx 3
Oh, shush, OP. You got some sort of a compliment. Stop crying about it. It's better than having no compliment at all!
mintcar 10
Quitcherbitchin' OP. Not that big of a deal.
myshoe 0
Whts an op
DocBastard 40
OP = Obstreperous Penguin
illmatic2 16
No, I already told all of you. It's ovulating penguins.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Wrong again. It's orgasmic peanuts.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
OP = original poster (or some reasonable facsimile, depending on who you ask). and seriously...he's a guy. half of us don't even know the correct terminology for different parts of a haircut. I'm pretty sure he was just trying to give you a compliment. you could quit doing that crazy female thing were you read a novel into every sentence out of your bf's mouth...and just take the compliment bitch.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
**where
i_smell_failure 0
bangs are for kids...
Honesty4U 0
No. Bangs are for people with big foreheads like OP and me!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#7 ...What? Plenty of adults have bangs. What planet are you from?
chloec16 0
hide yo ugly forehead. lol but seriously it's a compliment so don't whinge :)
cuddlekitty66 0
That was a compliment...? Or at least half of one.
ImaginaryFoe 1
FHL and the life of every other bf whose gf bitches because his compliment isn't worded perfectly. I guess every word out of your mouth is Shakespearian? If you have a bf/husband/whatever that appreciates you for you, finds you attractive in some way, and is fairly honest with you then you should be grateful. Stop picking apart his words because he doesn't sound like a character from Grey's Anatomy (or whatever the devil you women are watching).
vannahlol 6
Agreed!
klutzycleo 5
True, he complimented OP, but the she's on FML because he was untactful enough to tell her she has an ugly forehead at the same as telling her the haircut looks nice. Lol, guys just don't think about these things, so just take it with a pinch of salt. It's sweet in a way:)
catatonicsleep 17
he didn't neccisarily say her forehead was ugly, just that she looks better this way
Honesty4U 0
Actually, my husband would know to say something like "Your new hair cut is hot." Give men some credit. They can be taught!