Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
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Top comments
riddhi 16
most probably, you will have to get a restraining order soon
FrostyyFML 15
Well at least someone likes you right OP?
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Comments (45)
ShortieRose 30
She could have found that info if OP gave her his cell phone and it's registered under his name and address.
MadM0us3 3
That might be the case, but my cell number isn't public and the cell company isn't allowed to give anyone information about its clients.
Estelle101_fml 13
Either give her a chance or give her a restraining order.
BumbleBee677 9
Maybe she knew who you were by acquaintance but you didn't know her. Hoping for the best, but if she becomes too much, contact the police!!
dyne808 34
Very confused as to why "that could have happened to me" is an option, isn't that the same thing as "i agree your life sucks"?
NYGiants1925 22
Time to go off the grid.
Railroader 16
OP and his stalker sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love then comes.... You know what, I don't even know where I was going with that.
turdwrangler 18
I wouldn't call this stalking, sure it's a little weird but I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation. I mean if this is considered "stalking" then I guess I'm "stalking" a girl I met a while back because I drive by her house once a day to see if she is home. It's only 30 minutes added to my trip home from work.
turdwrangler 18
By the way folks I'm joking. It's not everyday just like once a week....
Sora_McKain 36
I thought it was pretty funny.
frankmz 17
Does she know who you are?
newclassics1999 3
is she hot tho?
riducle 3
what about a different theory - she actually know you even before you met her. For example, she's your neighbor and had crush on you. By chance you've met her at a bar?
zeffra13 31
Maybe she saw your ID since I'm assuming you had to show it to the bartender sometime.