Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32
Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.
UserError94 18
They might be marked as a sex offender worst case scenario. Hopefully that's not the case and they can learn from their mistakes
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Comments (43)
michaelm1290 23
We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.
Patriots21 14
you're my boy blue!
gatorclay97 28
They are definitely getting raped in jail.
Tripartita 45
If joking about two endearingly stupid hitchhikers getting raped floats your boat, I think we should try to sink it.
Teyros 24
No good ideas come from getting drunk
TheRainbowNoob 11
except, maybe, not driving which some people are still not-drunk enough to think of
ThrottleJockey 36
I don't know for sure, but I'm willing to bet that many people posting here are the result of an over consumption of alcohol.
chuka81 27
So would the police provide them with clothes? Or would they sleep naked in jail? I think I prefer them sleeping naked. That'd teach them.
ScratchCatPower 32
Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.
arano 29
I think this one is more of just "don't be a moron"
RedCronos 17
Do they still think it's a good idea?
captain_hero89 22
they showed a little too much leg
burgermike92 17
You need to tell them to control their alcohol better.
it___happens 12
I hope everything works out okay OP also I hope you guys have a good laugh about it in the future!
janfleury 19
I would make it "hard" to let them forget this one.