Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
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indistructo 3
you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever
Glitterhinoceros 14
It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend
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Comments (176)
emilymac420 0
That's not FYL.. Simple solution: DON'T BE A DICK.
jackassiddy 8
Tell her thanks but its not really your dicks style.. he prefers to wear ******.
clownshoe 1
Win!
lexanianna 11
That is awesome!! I love your girlfriend and I'm so gonna do that to my ex!
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Sounds like u still think about him, you do that his gonna think u still have a feeling for him
buckeyes127 1
Gay
boredblonde 17
It's a good idea...
fencer310 0
I only approve of boredblonde's comments cause she's smoking hot
boredblonde 17
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not
ty1992_farmlife 12
You prolly shouldn't take it as a compliment boredblonde. Fencer310 seems like a really creep.
ty1992_farmlife 12
Yeah, small typo lol but either way.. a creep. Period.
Horcruxer 0
Only a douche would post this but since it wasn't an XL Magnum that Sucks for u
Ferretface 13
Wouldn't that meqn he's. an even bigger dick?
creedaddict 9
Imma have to use that one on my boyfriend lmao
me_gusta_eso 1
Does this mean...?
me_gusta_eso 1
Maybe all she wanted was for him to wear nothing BUT a condom?
Tess_fml 7
Owned. OWNEDDD. That is amazing. Major kudos to her for that one. And why are you acting like a dick? Jeez.
natsack 0
the "since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one" is so unoriginal lol, seen it everywhere on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and what not
Yanaa_fml 0
I agree.(:
sugarandspice33 0
Go to her house wearing nothing but a condom...see what does ;)