Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was staying at a friend's, and I called my girlfriend in the morning to serenade her awake with a sweet song. My friend stared at me, then shook his head and said, "I suddenly understand why you got cheated on in the past." FML
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mobius8 0
Tell him you slept with his friend as well, and you can understand why his ex made the choice she did.
sealsini84 0
Ive been there... my advice get rid of him
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Comments (66)
CryingHowls 0
he may be using u to make his ex jealous. if so, kick him out.
sealsini84 0
Ive been there... my advice get rid of him
Sinnocent 0
I hope you hung up on him! FYL.
dRose22 0
leave his bitch ass, he's obviously just using you
UrRightFML 0
Leave him and dont look back. I was in the same thing, and now 3months on i just got over her. She was only goin out with me till the ned of the year but when her Ex started havin sex with some other chick i got dumped because she wanted to wait for him. Dont look back, just leave. Its in ur best intrests.
Coffee_Kaioken 0
Oh my god, #6. That's ******* ridiculous. Someone starts sleeping with others and that makes you want to wait around for them? -_-
vlasov 0
Your life sucks. There are no any variants to build a happy life with this guy
skyle_fml 0
Tell his friend to keep doing her, then dump your bastard boyfriend.
mobius8 0
Tell him you slept with his friend as well, and you can understand why his ex made the choice she did.
edthered 0
This.
ididitmyself 0
ahahahha yes!!! i'm sorry though either do what ^^^ said or punch him in his damn face
LMAO_over_here 0
Cruel but perfect!! LOL
Mvibes 0
HAHA PERFECT!
cactus_fml 0
Agreed.
fallingstarsxox 8
Haha perfect thing to do
fallingstarsxox 8
Haha perfect thing to do
safaeita 32
the best revenge EVER
amatayo 0
because I can't make this any bigger just think of this as a building. "WOW" yeah I would be just speechless until my girlfriend (for you boyfriend) finds themselves alone
ANGRYPENGUIN 0
Break up with him, he's an insensitive asshole.