gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Elizabeth Ann
Technically, that's stealing
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Kilamo
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
FranchezDeVista
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
FuckedOver
Houston, United States
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Anonymous
Roseville, United States
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Username
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
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ThatHorse 15
And that kids is how taxes work.
TheCookieComet 23
hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.
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ShyVi 18
My mom would have taken all of it. Just be glad you get to keep $60.
FrankAnne 13
Just because your situation would be "worse" doesn't necessarily make Op's better. Either way, you didn't find the money, OP did, and it's unfortunate that even though he/she found the $100, his /her mom is ignorant and thinks she deserves any of it.
leogachi 15
@41 Why does Op deserve to keep it? S/he didn't do anything to earn it.
snydeeli000 27
Be happy you have $60, there are people who don't even have $10
iSsjGohan 18
why was this dislikes?
ImaKoala 19
Same. My "friend" wanted $10 out of the $20 I found because she called me to meet her so if it wasn't for her I wouldn't have found it. I didn't give her, I found it myself with my eyes not with her guidance.
vikky538 29
Good. Your mom is teaching you how the government works
jengo54 16
She needed a small loan of $40
mollybelle 13
At least you got $60 out of it. If it had been my mom she would have taken all of it and given me a lecture.
Lalala579121 28
A lecture about how you shouldn't take other peoples' money?
mattzawesome 28
Why would you post almost the exact same thing twice? Only adding the lecture part on the second part. Why?
neuronerd 29
F the life of the person who lost it. If you were just outside, I understand holding on to it, but if you were in a store, restaurant, place of business, etc, I'd hope you'd turn it in to someone in case the person it belongs to came back looking for it. I've done that before, and found the person came back for it.
tiger820 20
if you would've kept your mouth shut you could've kept it all.
chase2208 10
And this is how the federal government works in taxes
Murilirum 23
Share pl0x. I tbed.
DanCastellaneta 17
Could I get that in English?