Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
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Top comments
JillianlikesVogu 0
Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.
ladybunny 0
haaa karma bit you in the ass big time
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Comments (89)
Dudeitscaleb 0
sucks to be you nerd!
ChelseaXD 0
Haha aww that sucks! Try to tell her?
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
just call her n tell her the hundred was yours? if she is ur friend she shouldn't be skeptical.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op ydi for not thinking. How many people walk around with 100 dollar bills or 100$ in change exactly the same as you had? YDI for not checking.
brycereid 0
I saw a facebook status that was like this, one girl posted that she found $100 and the post below it was a girl that had $100 missing from her purse. that was on failbook I believe.
yuggi1 11
The bill pulled a Houdini on you!
darlinqqbella 0
Then tell her, :) Ha.
anorexicbarbie 8
50 Why do you pout your lips like that? It doesn't make you look cute.
_HeadShot_ 0
today, my friend dropped a hundred dollars on the floor. I picked it up and told her about it. she told me she felt sry for the retard who dropped it there. I later had to return it to her
flyersfan365 0
I feel sorry for anyone who carries around a hundred dollar bills.
Astroman129 7
56- I think it does. =]
mrahhhhh 21
Astroman129 (aka #92): Your profile picture is very cropped and looks awkward. From the looks of it you were using Safari on an iPod touch or the iPhone. For future pictures try pressing the lock and home buttons at the same time. Then go to pictures. Just a little tip there. Don't think I was trying to insult you.
titty24 0
fag
titty24 0
fag
spanelli 16
56- It looks like she's having trouble picking a wedgie. :p
thecrazyasian 3
ur the definition of stupid.
OwenMcAwesome 0
second
Chinnithy 0
wow you're real cool. get a life
anorexicbarbie 8
Coming from the girl that got knocked up at 15.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
whadda ****
breenarae25 0
no one cares op : /
krushr 3
Retard.
beccaw12 0
who's the retard now? ydi.
iphonelover10 0
NA!
ladybunny 0
haaa karma bit you in the ass big time
casanova7 0
karma owns.
Telinaa 0
Karma's a load of bullshit.
PixiiLuv 0
hahaha wowwww!! ydi for being retarded
JillianlikesVogu 0
Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.
mugwump28 1
yeah, that's a gay way to use retard.
anorexicbarbie 8
31 You used the word "gay" in a cruel sense too, dumbass.
SmallTownCutie 0
that's the point 58
Icyyy 0
I hate when people call people a 'retard' and 'retarded..
davidsod 0
quit being so gay you overly sensative retard.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#7- The word retard isn't really used to refer to actual mentally handicapped people anymore.
The_grumpy_bear 0
That's pretty retarded. Maybe next time you won't keep that much cash on you at one time. ydi for not keeping track of your money.
The_Unlucky1 19
With your logic, they can't ever buy anything over 100 dollars away from ordering it. Yeah, that makes sense.
scooby_TAZ 0
and this is what happens when we through the word 'retard' around freely. what retard would carry that much money around loosely? no, you aren't retarded, you're an idiot.
The_Earth 0
I'm not sure if you know the meaning of holding money loosely. she stated that it was in her purse. so loosely might not be the right word for this.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
9, you've proved to be a retard, throw and throw. 32, if the money was in a wallet it wouldn't have fallen out without her seeing the wallet itself... so yes, saying she had it thrown in "loosely" fits just fine, in my opinion.
Icyyy 0
^ win
davidsod 0
quit being so gay you overly sensative retard.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
If you're trying to correct me, that was intentional... Read comment 9. If you're just taking this oppotunity to call me a retard... Fair enough.
scooby_TAZ 0
thank you for your correction, I did realize my mistake the second after the post. I just didn't care enough to go back and tell people what I meant to say for two reasons. 1. the meaning is obvious 2. I don't mind the opinions of those on FML
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I know
CoachLlama 5
I need to go to the store later, want to come?