Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point. If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?
DukavichIsADick 3
I believe he meant his brother WAS his best man. He’s not STILL the best man after years. It’s not a title you keep forever 😂
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Why shouldn't she **** him? Even you appointed him as Best Man. Why should she settle for crap when she has a chance with the Best Man. And by the way, did you kill him? Unless he's dead, he's still your brother.
DukavichIsADick 3
I believe he meant his brother WAS his best man. He’s not STILL the best man after years. It’s not a title you keep forever 😂
Yemi Adeshokan 4
I've seen you about. What's wrong with you, mate?! ****.
RichardPencil 32
There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point. If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?
monstrousella 4
You always comment something under a post. 9/10 times it's not funny. You try too hard.
PryderPlayer017 5
keepin it...in the family?? 🤷🏾♂️
BurnInDemonFire 39
What you need is a good lawyer. And a judge that will look the other way when you repeatedly kick your brother in the nuts, and who will give you a minimum of 85% of your soon-to-be ex-wife's future earnings, plus all of whatever she currently owns. Anything worthless can be burned. On the front lawn of wherever she ends up moving.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
So you’re divorced and an only child/have one less brother now, I’m sorry for your loss.
Jr Alvarado 10
Sorry for your losses Brother! 🙏
voodoo66 5
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