gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Elizabeth Ann
Technically, that's stealing
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Kilamo
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
FranchezDeVista
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
FuckedOver
Houston, United States
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Anonymous
Roseville, United States
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Username
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Top comments
ThatHorse 15
And that kids is how taxes work.
TheCookieComet 23
hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.
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Comments (133)
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
so? still got 60 bucks, god these fmls aren't fmls
tlnorman 18
How about take it to the local authorities it's not yours to take.
41k312 26
So this is actually the second $100 bill I have found. The first was two years ago. My mom said she's taking the money because she drove me to the store where I found it in the parking lot. There was nobody around and it was in an empty parking spot.
Tomato_Cheese 22
Why didn't you just take the money back off her?
jazalea8 16
Really? You are going to complain about having $60 that did not belong to you? It is neither of yours and you could have turned it in to the police. They take and hold cash for so long. If it is unclaimed you can have it. Sometimes the officers will tell you to keep it depending on what they think. If it is counterfeit, the person could have left it to see what you would do....
bassfisher100 23
its your money and you need it now!
leogachi 15
@92 I almost missed the reference. Nicely done.
kalbrek009 20
Guess their mom was J.G. Wentworth or something..lol
HollyQuinn 21
As if a lot of you would hand it in to the police. Come on.
ScarletSarah 19
Hey you still got $60
PinkGlitterBunny 8
Aww muffin. It's $60 more than you bad before.
Racehorse 5
It's still $60 you didn't have before…