gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Elizabeth Ann
Technically, that's stealing
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Kilamo
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
FranchezDeVista
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
FuckedOver
Houston, United States
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Anonymous
Roseville, United States
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Username
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Top comments
ThatHorse 15
And that kids is how taxes work.
TheCookieComet 23
hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.
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Comments (133)
anonymousme123 1
Hey, that was mine. Give it back. Lol
igg125 30
Stop hanging out with your mom.
ChrisMora 16
So what? You still have $60. I once found $100 on the ground and I split it with my bro 50/50.
MRS_SILVER 11
At least you got $60 for doing nothing
Keiraquarium 12
And? You were both there. What makes you more deserving of random money than her?
oceanbrickfire 21
HE found it. From what I read, she was just standing there oblivious to what he found.
worldclassrager 41
The IRS (international removal service AKA your mother) always takes a piece
jeanniecm1984 17
When I was in high school, I found a wallet with over $900 in it. I returned it and my mom kept the reward money.
Geckosrock99 33
You found it, OP. Why your Mom thinks its okay to take almost half of it away is beyond me. Doesn't matter that she was there. Finder's keepers. Unless, of course, you saw the person drop it, which your FML doesn't specify.
kmw003 17
at least you got to keep the majority of it lol.
GeorgiaBea 28
Now you understand taxes...