gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Elizabeth Ann
Technically, that's stealing
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Kilamo
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
FranchezDeVista
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
FuckedOver
Houston, United States
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Anonymous
Roseville, United States
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Username
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
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ThatHorse 15
And that kids is how taxes work.
TheCookieComet 23
hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.
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Comments (133)
wolf12king 12
Still you got $60
upsetpastry 10
I mean, you got $60. Had you not found it at all you would've gotten $0. Either way, that's not cool of your mom to do that.
Dexter83_fml 17
While I do not agree with agree with your mothers actions I do find her actions quite wrong however that's how it is I'm afraid so your mum is trying to teach you that now I guess
destroy577 11
still $60 quit bitching
Solano2580 24
Unless you are 18 years old she can do whatever she can to you as long as it isn't illegal, you are her property, in a sense, which means she could take the whole bill if she wanted as long as you aren't 18.
VeganVampyre 27
Um, no. Welcome to the 21st century, where slavery is illegal and people are not anyone's property. Ever. When you have kids they are your responsibility, NOT your property. Big difference.
lamestuff109 14
You should just have told her no. Not like she can necessarily take it from you, since you rightfully found it
hardcorefan16 22
Finders keeper, not finder keepers and your mom take 40.
Alexandria79 22
It's against the law to keep it at least it is here. you should try to find the owner and if it goes unclaimed then it's yours.
Attackofthebeans 14
tell her to go **** herself i found it bitch. god mothers these days...
GamerGirl2014 13
Maybe you should have done something else? Like given it to a charity you like. Either way it's $60 more than what you had before