Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
jkillz_it 7
and that was the night that poor Fluttershy was ridden to death...
iCake 13
It's a pony from the popular kids show My little pony: Friendship is magic
van__hawthorne 12
OP you seem to be spending your time trying to please your husband while he seems to spend his presumably clopping away. I dated a guy who started being obsessed with fluttershy. now she's all he has. your husband doesn't have all his ducks in a row. run while you can and find someone willing to invest more time in a human on human relationship.
wendypoo 0
Isnt that from my little pony!? Hehe
IneffableLullaby 13
Perhaps next time you should ask about secret fetishes before agreeing to indulge in them. Just saiyan.
jkillz_it 7
super saiyan brony, huh? huh? no one? *curls up in fetal position cackling manaicly*
VorpikeII 17
Ok
AdrianEC 15
I don't get it, how (and why) do people fantasize about having sex with cartoon animals? I don't see the appeal, but I guess I shouldn't judge.
rcgirl2 11
Be happy! You're married to a Brony!
fuzz97 23
I think a normal person would be very unhappy in such a situation
rcgirl2 11
You guys just don't understand.
VorpikeII 17
That was an accident^^^ I mean't Ok. It's weird to imagine having sex with a pony. Then why do it??? I still don't understand, and google doesn't help this far.
nitemastr15 17
To all the Bronys who are sick of being generalized because of people like OP's husband, now you know how we decent Furries feel.
fuzz97 23
"we decent furries" HAHAHAHAHA yiff in hell
TheVelocirabbit 10
I don't think he meant all furries, just the ones who don't YIFF, hence "decent". I mean, I draw furries sometimes, but not sexualize them.