Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
geekgirl111 0
I'll bet you'd really make him happy if you called him Doctor Hooves.
areallybadninja 4
bronies unite!!!
robertlovespi 3
I like how nobody is reading the 2 million already posted replies stating it is from My Little Pony, then posting it themselves...
theAZN2look4 5
Good luck fluttershy ;)
TG_Wolf 1
offer to be his bare-flank and get him to help you earn your very own cutie mark.
Red630 1
if he likes my little pony, then the reason he is holding back isnt that he wishes you were a pony, but that he wishes you were one of the 7 yr old girls the show is meant for. all 'bronies' are pedos, just a simple fact that many of them have yet to accept and come out of the closet about. hide your kids if you have any and find a divorce lawyer asap.
Gladus_likes_cak 6
Yes because everyone that likes something meant for little kids, and their parents who does not fall into those age groups is obviously a pedophile.
TheDrifter 24
Getting off to mlp is no less sick than jerking to toddlers and tiaras. Its fine to like the show, but sexual fantasy too? That's a bit of a stretch.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Everyone who considers themselves a brony is a pedo? So, a 13 year old brony is a pedo? That makes perfect logic.
SleepySloth 4
MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!!
KizzalKat 2
Your husband is boss.
Fenikkusu 0
LMFAO!
krusher549 0
Epic win for bronys everywhere...