Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I love you, and your husband.
Forlorn420 9
Better than butterface
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Comments (430)
Kibaruto 33
Doesn't matter, married a brony.
SebbyLove_fml 2
Stupid Cloppers. Making the rest of us look like weirdos. Not all of us are like that people D: It makes me sad when I'm trying to get adorable Fluttershy pictures and weird clopper stuff pops up. D:
Godot17 1
Don't forget to say "gently, please" once in a while! Oh, and add a few soft "yay"s. (I think this the FML I've laughed at the hardest ever)
Yousuck24 21
Oh......my.......
afropuffjake 9
I wanna put you deserve it only for not noticing the weirder side to him until just now... But then again it seems you don't REALLY get to know someone till you live with them *shrug*
Yousuck24 21
Also, I don't see why cloppers (or furries basically) are regarded as bad people. Unless they are actually ******* real animals I don't see it as much as a serious problem. People have different sexual preferences and if some people get off to cartoon animals then let them. It doesn't affect you in anyway and I don't see the large amount of hate over them. It may seem weird but honestly who gives a damn? I don't and I wonder why people do... Yes, I do realise some furries/cloppers can annoy people about their habits but not everyone brony/furry is like that.
zandalee 20
Calm down and slowly; I said slowly; step away from the little pony!!
Yousuck24 21
No.
d4m4s74 12
Oh sweet Celestial, a clopper. I'd like to apologize in the name of all other Bronies.
aFreedom127 9
...and he'll be responding to "Carlos the pool boy".
serena_saysit 0
Fluttershy from my little pony...? That's not right
YourMoms_BF 2
So what is the problem Fluttershy ?