OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Collection
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Same thing different taste
randomgirl
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Been there, done that
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GoodbyeNewJob
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Sorry?
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Not fair
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
dealtit
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Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Anonymous
Sashay away!
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This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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Crawlinginmymemes
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Anonymous
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Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
Anonymous
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MathTeacher
United States
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom
Crlnprz 11
lmao nice double fail
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Crlnprz 11
lmao nice double fail
imacreeper 3
That was such an Oops, Kid.
HyundaiOwner7 0
12 is a double fail, too ;)
HyundaiOwner7 0
son of a...
hiyourcute 0
Hahahaa all the comments above mine were double posted... Nice irony:)
qwert1994 0
yes sir.
EvilPotato 15
the next day...sorry about that mistake yesterday sir.
joshijosh 0
Sir's actually for both sexes
urdirtyolduncle 15
Thanks for saying it twice. I didn't hear ya the first time.
ChubbyCake 5
Won't happen again, sir.
TylersMB 0
bahahah! thats fantastic! at least you werent being a dick!
plataapusss 0
dcam13 19
you ma'am, are an idiot.
ovechkinisbeast 9
D'oh!
livin_plur 0
can it ReAly be used for both sexes? maybe it depends where ur from right?
The_Weirdo 10
Call her Mrs Testosterone just to see what will happen. : )
TylersMB 0
im guessing it can be used for both sexes then? lol
sydneynault99 7
does she look that much like a man...?
Crlnprz 11
wtf o.o
TylersMB 0
122 - she has a penis.
DudeImBetter 0
fml screwed something up with this reply section, it was tripping me out for a second.
RugbyKid 0
sir can be used for both genders, but generally ma'am is used for females
360XBOXFTW 0
bitch got a penis
craaazymonkey 0
Deja Vu
Crlnprz 11
lmao nice double fail
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
that always sucks. Things usually get awkward after that.
whiteboy7thst 2
This is deserving of a double facepalm.
ilovemaxborseth 0
yea it does
iSitt 0
in france should you say madam?
Silenthunter 0
I was expecting the "OhRly" comment
meggieh815 0
OhRly?
hysson 5
I totally agree
JacksonCampbell 9
62 - The French equivalent to madam is, woah, madame. What happened there? Jokes aside, the English language is greatly inspired by French, Spanish, and German.
alyshackboc 0
LOL
Magex 12
Lol me too, but that was like in 1st grade
iAmScrubs 19
That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom
mine2take 5
Or grandma/grandpa. I am guilty of that. :(
dreamering 16
Or your wife with her sister's name
1215116a 14
Yeah, because they can't tell he's drunk at school...
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol I've done that. *Raises hand* "Mom... I mean Mrs. Poole, may I go to the restroom?"
FunnyGuy5051 7
lol has anyone else almost said "I love you" since your used to telling family that all the time?
meggieh815 0
I called on of my teachers grandma. :)
malters 9
never I love you but almost see you in the morning. it was the last day of school before summer
halfprincess 3
Said 'honey' and 'dear' to bf's mom repeatedly o.O
purplestar16 0
so true
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I've said to my friends mom " goodnight love you...0h wait...no I don't " her mon has never looked at me the same ;)
kassieleigh 3
thank god I'm not alone.
piemasterp 8
I called one of my teachers mom by mistake, but I had a friend in 8th grade who would do it all the time by accident. He couldnt help it.
JawDropJuliaxD 0
wow fail. or shes a sheman.
geminiTwin4 3
its a shim :)
MyTwoCents_ 0
Loool... betcha the whole class laughed
heyimjennyFML 5
you're going to get bad grades for the rest of the year..
Hockeyboy4280 18
Yeah, all 8 days of it. Although I'm on America, while OP is in France. So yeah, this could be bad...
ugliness 6
only 8 days in America!? o.o after my exams end next week I go back for another month...
heyimjennyFML 5
*in.
YacL 15
45 - where the hell do you live? I live in Canada and we only have around 14 days left.
lntreis_fml 0
hehe, been done for two weeks already :D Canada too btw
YacL 15
Damn you...
FunnyGuy5051 7
lucky I live in new Mexico and we just got out last week
VorpikeII 17
well I'm still in grade 8 but we have 28 days left including the weekends, 20 without them.
quesidias 0
we have till June 29, and I live in bc
losmiserables 0
Finished
meggieh815 0
Only seven days for me! :)
malters 9
something like that for ontario too
malters 9
20 not 7 :P
CryMoreFMLs 15
I got 4 halfdays of exams before I'm out!!
maryburnsgreen 0
FAIL. xD
1123nic 0
on a scale of 1 to stupid- you sir, are pretty stupid.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
nah, I think he is stupid on that scale
Hockeyboy4280 18
Stupid is or stupid does?
mejiiaa 0
HAHAHA
ashleykay94 7
haha that sucks man...unless you're a girl...in that case... sorry man...