Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
anamica24x7 8
Coffee why coffee you idiot
mhud4911 0
do you know how many calories are in fruits? if you cut out bread, dairy, meats, and only drink water and of course exercise, you should lose weight. i know someone who lost like 40 pounds doing that. p90x is also great for weight lose. i know a guy who lost at least 100 pounds on it. weight watchers also works great.
condango 0
Muscle weighs more than fat!
sulitak 27
some bodies can process the sugars in fruits better than others. maybe try the atkins.
Sary6228 3
Its not just what you eat, it's exercise too. Try mixing a balanced diet with daily exercise. Hope this helps.
suckstobehuman 10
Stop hating on coffee, it's the best way to lose weight, just drink it black. Fruit is awesome too. Keep going, muscle > fat
criss09 3
You still need more carbs try potatoes and other tubers/ root veggies, plus diet isn't the only thing you need to exercise and eat food at the right time at right proportions
MamaSeriously 6
You can easily get the right amounts of protein and iron without meat. Try looking it up sometime. If you are on here, you obviously have the internet; you have the internet, use F'ing Google. Also, if she is drinking black coffee, she is probably trying to poop out the weight.
DrkBeauty 12
I recommend doing research before any strict diet. Common sense.
Tijenai 5
Food is food. You're not going to lose weight by simply changing your diet. You need to exercise as well.