Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Top comments
dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
Brightside86 31
not surprising, that stuff is all carbs aka sugar.
Gaviskar 9
All of that natural sugar.. You may as well have been eating lollies.
VanishingCat 5
What's with all the coffee hate? Coffee increases your metabolism and boosts weight loss. Also works as a pick me up pre-gym for me. Obviously like everything, drink it in moderation.
DarkCvengence 15
you need protein eat some fish or chicken beef is OK but not as good
Geraldinehoney 11
It's not just about what u eat its about how much u work out too my doctor told us that if u eat less or not at all u can still gain weight it's about how much u work out and eat
laurellkawes 31
Fruits have sugar in them which is why it's not always good to eat a lot of fruit and you also need to exercise
partytit 5
It might not be fat that you are gaining because without the coffee that is an amazing died just replace the coffee with water
Choots 6
hey, your body starts gathering up all fat during the first few months of a diet, especially when its a strict one, keep at it, and you'll loose a shit ton. dont loose hope with all the assholes on here
August42 10
That's really dangerous, you need protein in your diet.