Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Top comments
dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
sloving 2
How about not eating all carbs and sugars (even if the sugars are natural)? It truly amazes me how uneducated people are when it comes to nutrition. Your body uses carbs (veggies, fruit, grains) as a storage system for energy. And guess what your bodies way of "storing energy" is when you don't use that energy(exercise).... That's right FAT!
sloving 2
And also someone above me said " you need to replace meat with protein" if your a vegetarian. Let's get things straight. Protein is a macronutrient, meat is a FOOD GROUP! Jesus...
SALUSIA 10
You know that in fruit there is sugar.....
Pinkraincoat 18
If you didn't get enough calories, your body may gone into starvation mode, thus storing fat more than usual.
traumtzd 16
You aware about the fact that fruits have sugar, right? some of them even alot. good examples being apples, oranges, lemons. Read a lil before being dissapointed. ydi
phalne 5
diets don't ever work for one thing. plus, you have to eat in moderation incorporating a food from every category, and you have to exercise.
jwileh 3
maybe its muscle weight lol
NamelessFace 22
You can never quit anything cold turkey like that. It happened to my dog, too. We tried feeding him less and he only gained a pound. If you're gonna diet you have to get into the diet slowly.
mmcewen 15
Well what the heck did you except from drinking coffee...
sophiehelen 32
Only fruit and veg? Ever heard of a balanced diet?