Today, I had a blind date. When I went to meet him, he shouted to my friend, “What the fuck dude? You didn’t tell me I’d be on a date with Miss Piggy! Fuck this shit!” and then stormed off. I haven’t had a date in 6 years and I bought the best outfit and got my hair done to make an impression. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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fluffnut 9
Eww, you dodged a bullet not having to deal with such an ass. Lots of people don’t recognize a beauty when they see it because they’re very stupid.
RichardPencil 32
Miss Piggy was always impeccably dressed and well put together. Even then, she was still a piggy. I'm sorry your date was so rudely blunt about his lack of attraction to you. While it stung, it is a blessing to be rid of him before you wasted any more time on him.
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RichardPencil 32
Miss Piggy was always impeccably dressed and well put together. Even then, she was still a piggy. I'm sorry your date was so rudely blunt about his lack of attraction to you. While it stung, it is a blessing to be rid of him before you wasted any more time on him.
Brightside86 31
I wonder what the down votes are for. I mean would people prefer he lie and string her along?
fluffnut 9
Eww, you dodged a bullet not having to deal with such an ass. Lots of people don’t recognize a beauty when they see it because they’re very stupid.
RichardPencil 32
Don't bully people into trying to pretend to be attracted to those they are not. The guy handled his disappointment as badly as possible, but at least his opinion was obvious.
Chazzster 32
While said date was rude and and a jerk, it points up that it’s best to be honest in your description either of yourself or by others. When people walk into a situation that’s not what they were expecting then it’s really unlikely that it’s going to end well. A less rude and inconsiderate person might go through the minimum and then never be heard from again, but either way the ending is the same - Just without the insults to your face. Work with what you have - If you have an attractive face and body that’s nice. If you have a pleasant and charming personality that’s nice. If you are smart and witty that’s nice. If you have none of those you either need to go on a self-improvement plan or lower your dating expectations. Remember that men are under the same pressures - Most women want someone who’s tall and in good physical, mental, and emotional shape who has a good job. Take a second look at someone who may be a good dating prospect but may not meet all the requirements for Miss America to consider dating him.
Hangryko 32
He's a jerk, don't listen to him. At least you never have to see that manchild ever again.
bobsanction 18
Blind dates are stupid.