Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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D460df4ther 0
I mean ydi
DAN7IEL 2
u gotta excersise too! an to much coffe can hurt ya too! and I think maybe some fruits produce their own sugar do maybe that's why?
metallica24x7 0
You don't lose weight by lowering how much fat and carbs you eat, you gotta exercise to burn the extra fat off you
militaryman76 0
ya that sucks but I like #10's pic
okwtvfml 0
eat in moderation. excerise too!
MissMeow26 3
10- lol change your display pic! it looks like u have a huge hard on!
capthavoc123 0
Hey, guess what. The people who lose weight? They do that by eating normal food with normal portions and EXERCISE. I have spent the last six months exercising five days a week and I've lost twenty-five pounds. I have not changed my diet or eating habits AT ALL from when I weighed over two hundred pounds. Diets don't work at all. You have no reason to be on a diet unless you have special dietary needs like an allergy to gluten or something like that.
Farked 0
Lost 30 pounds in 2 months over summer break, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that you're an adult. I went to the gym for 4 hours a day 7 days a week. I ate everything I used to without the junk. XD
irockfendergirl 0
161&191- congrats on the weight loss! I bet you both feel good about yourselves, and you should! :)
Farked 0
Hot damn you are right. But I still got some fat on me. At least my BMI went from 30% to 13%
kitsuneluvuh 12
Sweetie, that's not the way to go about a diet. The only food group that actually should be cut out is the junk food and the foods full of fat and salts. You need protein, which is found in meats; eat lean meats like chicken and lean beef. Otherwise you need to eat lots of nuts and soy to get enough protein. If you want to lose weight, eat smaller portions of healthy food (protein-rich foods are good) and exercise. If you MUST go on a special diet, I recommend Nutrisystem. My mum is on that, and it really works. Basically really research your diets and talk to your doctor or something. And lay off the coffee.
kitsuneluvuh 12
... Wow, that's completely incorrect. Vegetables and fruits have plenty of calories, carbohydrates, and vitamins. It's a matter of eating the right plants in the right ratios. For example, you could easily and healthily subsist entirely on corn and beans, because together they provide all the amino acids your body does not naturally produce and are full of vitamins and protein (the beans). You'd just get really tired of beans and corn. And I doubt OP was going into a hibernation mode like everyone's saying. Sounds more like an extremely unbalanced diet based in ignorance. um, this is directed at the person who said that veggies and fruits have no calories and the OP went into starvation mode...
Spedger 0
Coffee probably isn't helping