Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
10ofSpades
Mr Your Bed, Australia 32 years-old It's complicated
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You OK, hun?
Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML
butimarealbear
United States
Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML