Hammy
Ann Arbor, United States
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Takegami
Norge, United States
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
funy_hunie
Anchorage, United States
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
lonesome
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
lonely.
Buffalo, United States
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
bottombarrel
Greenville, United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
Anonymous
Poor choices were made
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Teddy is always there for you
Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML
Anonymous
Castaway
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Top comments
MzZombicidal 36
Awww, may as well take the next step and get a few cats! :P
tacopandaroo 12
Was it soft?
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Comments (63)
coming back in the future 30
What were u reading?
kerstileann 26
I have an extremely soft wool like blanket that i pet more than my cats! You're not alone op. :)
coming back in the future 30
OMG Abstergo Entertainment
barnyboy 13
It's not cool, unless you were making patterns like I do when rubbing a suede couch.
HarshD9619 34
Get a dog. And forget loneliness forever
bombielol 20
yeah you should definitely look into buying some cats (:
cmchappy 25
They would be better off with a dog they are a lot more loyal and chill
Perfectly_Killer 14
couches don't judge you.
martin8337 36
Try dating/hookup websites.
annarcheer 19
get a bunny. bunnies are cute op.
brand125 17
til they piss over your couch, or bite something up
Ihavegas 22
that couch has supported you without asking for anything. pet it some more
siggy_mcsigx 22
Time to get a cat
Colon_Man 17
Time to get a turtle. Cats are evil incarnate.