Hammy
Ann Arbor, United States
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Takegami
Norge, United States
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
funy_hunie
Anchorage, United States
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
lonesome
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
lonely.
Buffalo, United States
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
bottombarrel
Greenville, United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
Anonymous
Poor choices were made
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Teddy is always there for you
Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML
Anonymous
Castaway
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
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MzZombicidal 36
Awww, may as well take the next step and get a few cats! :P
tacopandaroo 12
Was it soft?
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kitttkattt 10
maybe get a turtle... something that can't run away fast
Rababco 29
Sounds like you need a pet, OP. Then you wouldn't have to pet the couch. Pets make much better companions then couches.
LenUrban 14
I was petting my pillow while reading this
mint mochi 11
Awww, you should get some cats or dogs! 😃