Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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onlychildFTW 34
Well I think some people who are excessively happy can be annoying. There's this one girl in my class. Holy crap smile is as wide as her face, always laughing and giggling and interrupting and so cheery at 8:30am. It's so annoying at times. I could see why he thought that if you're interrupting and stuff.
barnyboy 13
instant buzz kill. sorry OP.
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barnyboy 13
instant buzz kill. sorry OP.
Onyxdragon 9
she should've had a snickers
onlychildFTW 34
Well I think some people who are excessively happy can be annoying. There's this one girl in my class. Holy crap smile is as wide as her face, always laughing and giggling and interrupting and so cheery at 8:30am. It's so annoying at times. I could see why he thought that if you're interrupting and stuff.
meli1195 31
overbubbly people can be a ray of sunshine at first, but after a while they can turn into the most annoying people and you will just wish they would have a bad day
mansen 15
Never trust anyone who is so very cheerful early in the morning. It is abnormal. That being said, I am biased in that I hate mornings, am a night owl, snd would mainline coffee if I could when I wake up at 6am.
woahwhatchild 9
Sounds like your boss woke up on the wrong side of town today
Queen_bee1234 21
Her professor, not boss.
woahwhatchild 9
Okay Einstein
woahwhatchild 9
Idc tbh gtf
jvfelicio 13
Lol woahwhatchild what did you have for breakfast today?
greentide 9
He's a dick... Not much more to be said
MisterEx 28
That's because, in your own words, your are not used to being in a good mood. Which means you are experiencing a feeling that is fairly new/unusual to you. Which might make you look and sound and be a little different. Which annoys those who has a stuck up their behind. Such as your professor.
singer0421 32
Sounds like he needs some Cheer-ios.
ohSNAPyall 27
Would have prevented the egg on prof's face.
bombielol 20
eww what a rude professor ):< I'm sure he's just bitter op(:
Perfectly_Killer 14
He must have had a bowl of meanie cheerios.
upallnight11 19
He probably wants everyone in his class to be depressed.
meli1195 31
probably if he's a college professor
TiiBags 15
This reminds me of Walt from Breaking Bad. Just picture him saying that XD