Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
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majesticprincess 19
Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo
sdroze1389 31
throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.
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bleedingglitter 24
My mom and I taught my little brother to pee sitting down for this reason.
SleevelessD 6
Its not in our nature, but it is in yours to clean it.
Pycnogonida 16
Is that what you whisper soothingly to yourself when people ridicule you for -apparently- having the bathroom skills of a not-quite-potty-trained 2 1/2-year-old without the excuse of being 2 1/2 (and less sense of hygiene than a housecat, since they know to do something about their excretions and you seem not to)? Your bathroom mess is your job to clean up. It's not hard.
Abhinow 7
so did you hold it for him to aim?
zarrganaut 17
I'll never get why males have a hard time aiming lol. You guys are holding it aren't you?
chris999000 5
am I the only one to find it weird she is teaching her 14 year old, to me that sounds like she is in there whilst he is peeing
Reggie177 11
Heeyyyy let the dude be. He's a retired sniper
irish_lad 16
As a father of 2 boys I can say some of us like to teach our sons how to aim away from the toilet and at the toilet seat
skyeyez9 25
Even when they aim properly it still leaves a mess. Some guys have a lot of pressure while the stream is out. It hits the toilet water and splashes out. I wish guys who are that messy would just wipe it up afterwards.
just1n12 18
That's why I sit down to pee xD Way less mess!
5Beans6 6
I'm 14, I've been able to aim since I was 3!