Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
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Top comments
majesticprincess 19
Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo
sdroze1389 31
throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.
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MercyFrag 22
You should see if you can't find one of those fly stickers or something you could at least stick inside the toilet to encourage aiming without it seeming to overly obvious, lol... The Cheerio was a cute idea.
StickyPickles 33
Progress?
VoldooPed 20
I thought this was about me for a second and got scared...
Futacy 30
Just make him sit down.
ZombieVampirez 24
My roommate sits down. I think it cause he is lazy and doesn't wanna clean it up afterwards
fridsten 5
I sit down, unless I'm at a public bathroom or it isn't clean. Although my aim is perfectly fine, I prefer to do so for several reasons. You don't have to clean up afterwards. You empty your bladder more efficiently when you sit down and it also reduces the risk for prostate problems (incl. cancer) which allows for a longer and healthier sex live.
Enslaved 38
I know that when my BF wakes up with morning wood, it's more difficult to pee straight because it causes 2 streams. He explained that to me after I questioned why he always brushes his teeth and washes his face before peeing in the morning? It's to kill time while waiting for his erection to go down.
joshi42 16
At first I misread "before" for "after" and thought "that's a hell of a second stream, poor guy".
mattiscg 22
like father like son GL OP!!!
Astrum14 24
Rub his nose in it until he learns to either not miss or clean up his mess. It works for dogs, and your husband is presumably smarter than a dog.
lexos 16
Simple solution, no more blow jobs till he can aim.
motoxman7 13
Like father like son.
vigoss_fml 4
tell them to sit! just like when they take a sh*t...