Anonymous
Adelaide?
Today, I was stood up at a cafe named “Commitment Issues”. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Anonymous
Dating is hell
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
horribleday
Ozark, United States
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Anonymous
Apopka, United States
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
lamesauce
Canada
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bremerton, United States
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Small town
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
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RichardPencil 32
And when you tried to call her, her number comes up as Rejection Hot Line?
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's like rain on your wedding day! It's a free ride when you've already paid! It's the good advice that you just didn't take! And who would've thought... it figures...
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RichardPencil 32
And when you tried to call her, her number comes up as Rejection Hot Line?
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's like rain on your wedding day! It's a free ride when you've already paid! It's the good advice that you just didn't take! And who would've thought... it figures...