Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I injured my knee at a Zumba class, a class I joined to lose weight so my knees wouldn't hurt so much. Now I can't even go for a leisurely walk. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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Top comments
fatfaceunited 0
forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours
qwerty3 0
Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)
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Comments (75)
PrettyVal 0
She needs to get over it, you have a bad knee.
G_Bug 0
She has no sense of humor, my guy elbowed me in the face while he was reaching for my bag in the back seat and i laughed it off lol
ohhhhshizzz 0
woah, what a ******* **** she is. I would have laughed, I fall on a daily basis and what you did sounds cute. She doesn't deserve you & you don't need her. Find a new girl who laughs at the silly things, not someone with a freaking 12 inch stick up their ass like lym777, not everyone is a professional dancer. I was in ballet and you don't see me walking around telling people they aren't standing correctly, or how some people start out to spin incorrectly so stfu. dancing is fun a release not a chore.
lmpinto 0
#42: are you retarded? The OP says "a girl I liked", not "my girlfriend". She said yes to the dance, and the only conclusion you can get from that is that she wanted to dance! Not to be kissed in the middle of the dance floor! To try to kiss her is creepy and stupid, to try to kiss her in the middle of one step that one is not sure can be pulled off is really stupid. In concluion, IDY!
turdburgers 0
Find someone who's not so self-centered.
swagmonkey 0
Okay, we know you're normally a smooth dancer, but maybe if it was right after knee surgery you should have thought a little harder about doing a dip. A few intermediate things to test whether your knee can hold that much weight... Also, 56: What the heck is IDY? It deserves you?
lmpinto 0
#58: Today, I wrote a smartass comment on FML, but Muprhy's law striked again. FML.
lmpinto 0
# 56 - previous comment was for you - I messed up in the number and in the "striked"...
DCS1138 0
YDI. Leave the salsa for the chips.
kynhk 0
i think she wouldn't be so pissed if she liked you