Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I injured my knee at a Zumba class, a class I joined to lose weight so my knees wouldn't hurt so much. Now I can't even go for a leisurely walk. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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Top comments
fatfaceunited 0
forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours
qwerty3 0
Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)
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Comments (75)
kbot 0
YDI for being a weakling or a chubby chaser, or a combination of both. Weak.
tinkbabytink 0
Sorry dude but u deserved that 1 but i still feel bad for both u n the girl. She got hurt n u got embarrased guess u shudnt show off n e more
nickgaud19 0
man, same shit happened to me! cept it was under different circumstances, i was just a beginner so i didnt know what i was doing, but when i dropped her i stayed ontop of her, and made out with her...got a bunch of cheers.. fun night LOL
mil4eto 0
she has no sesnse of humor.go find a better salsa partner!=]
CamilleIrog 0
ha nice dude.
wasted0087 0
I've done this exact same thing to my ex-gf and my excuse was "Every good relationship needs at least one fall" she just laughed
andthepennydrops 6
just try and explain that you were injured and if she still doesn't talk to you, forget her.
brittwalker14 4
I would be mad if u dropped me to but Ik how u feel about the knee surgery I had mine yesterday
tuckit 28
You probably shouldn't have went all out so fast.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Even after you were cleared doesn't mean your knee is magically strong.