Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I injured my knee at a Zumba class, a class I joined to lose weight so my knees wouldn't hurt so much. Now I can't even go for a leisurely walk. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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Top comments
fatfaceunited 0
forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours
qwerty3 0
Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)
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Comments (75)
WinonaSmile 0
Your fault for over doing it. Her fault for being a bitch especially if she knew you have knee problems.
twilighter_644 0
so what? me and my friend were dancing 4 fun and i thought they were going 2 dip me and they thought i was going 2 dip them but then we both put each others hands on our shoulders and fell on2 a pile of books :p but we laughed it off like drunks
fatfaceunited 0
couldn't have said it better #42 Danicing is for fun, not for etiquette
24788 7
Well you did drop her. She should still talk to you though.
Mhmthathappened 0
A completely agree with #5. That would make my night, and it would be a major conversation starter for future dates. #10- Are you retarted?! I pity you.... humorless people get no where in life.
kalebb 0
#10, you douche. you major douche. he was INJURED. thats like blaming someone for BLEEDING on you. WTF is wrong with you man?
starvingxartist 0
okay, wow, get less serious about dancing it was casual, chill out. and for everyone jumping all over him for going out after knee surgery, until you get knee surgery, don't judge. it takes MONTHS for the doctor to clear you, he had probably (should've) started doing physical theraphy and/or strength building exercises and was probably (should've been) wearing some kind of brace. and trust me, you would not believe how desperate you are to be back on your feet, and it's easy to rush it without even thinking, because you don't realize how much you need and rely on one of your legs until you lose it. anyways, to the op, girl's a bitch, **** her.
poison29 0
she needs to get over it. you hurt your knee. next time be more careful after you get injured, though.
mehwhateverr 0
She won't talk to you for an accident that happened? She seems like a bitch; don't waste your time on her.
hellomynameis_ 0
She's stupid. Dropping happens. The correct response is to laugh and get over it. However, it is also the lead's responsibility not to attempt dips he can't handle, or attempt dips at all if he doesn't know how to do it correctly. By the way, trying to kiss her was a sleazy move. I would've punched a guy in the face if he tried that.