Today, my brother-in-law's wife said she won the jackpot by marrying into our family. What she doesn't know is that they make fun of her family behind her back, and her husband has no drive or focus in life. Now I get to watch her discover how crazy they really are. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my brother-in-law is super mean and treats me like shit, but carries his wife on a golden platter. I've literally done more for him the past 10+ years of my marriage than his wife of 3 years. I've taken bank loans, packed countless lunches, washed so much laundry, all while his wife doesn't lift a finger for him. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I got tired of my brother-in-law making disgusting immature misogynistic remarks so I decided to shut him down by boasting that I make twice his annual salary in a month. Now my husband is pissed at me for humiliating his brother, and letting everyone know out-earn them both. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Poor Melania!
BurnInDemonFire 39
It sounds like you married into that family yourself, so why not leave with her, instead of sitting around waiting until she discovers how crazy the in-laws are for herself, and then revealing you knew all along?
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
Poor Melania!
BurnInDemonFire 39
It sounds like you married into that family yourself, so why not leave with her, instead of sitting around waiting until she discovers how crazy the in-laws are for herself, and then revealing you knew all along?
alex_jaguara 33
She'll discover that marriage is a stupid concept too.
shanek05 6
Evil
Jonkbaby 23
Kind of a terrible outlook, tbh
John Raymond Matheney 6
wouldn't that be your sister....
Ambrily 27
She probably is her husband's brother's wife.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
if I have this right, you are also married into this family. if so, maybe try to befriend her? I'm in her situation and I can sure as hell say that I'd love to have someone reach out to me. some choose to be blind though. best of luck.
millsjoshua949 12
So shouldn't this be a **** her life situation?
TxKitten 8
How is this an FML for you? Sounds like it's an FML for her.
Brightside86 31
It's all relative. If you come from an abusive and or poor family, just average people are a massive setup up.