Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
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Top comments
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Hahahaha, I'd love to see what's "abnormal" in your company's eyes.
saranottelling 7
Do you work in an umbrella factory?
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Comments (42)
alexandraa_fml 0
Move your expensive shit out of the way ?
Pmm368 5
Maybe they need it for work?
apfunction 0
it's his laptop and desk phone. the water is probably dripping all over the place. which means it doesn't matter if he moves it, and he has to keep it at his WORK desk, dipshit.
alexandraa_fml 0
Assuming niagra falls wasn't coming from the ceiling he could have moved stuff to a place that wasnt dripping, but thanks for calling me dipshit over your assumption you ol' butthead.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Hahahaha, I'd love to see what's "abnormal" in your company's eyes.
HamsteronA 0
omfg u have to hold an umbrella hardcore dude. YDI for working at wal-Mart
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
69 people think this sucks. and it does.
HamsteronA 0
hehe 69 lol I'm immature
Ajjas013 6
xDDD 69 SUCKS!
nolimits 0
Why is 77 better than 69?
repyourcliche 0
i got 69% for my geography prelim last year. i smiled to myself when i got it back and the teacher asked what i found "so amusing that [i had] to make a scene" (lmao nothing more than a smirk) and i wouldn't tell him so i was told to "git right oot ma class now" i was like wtf... and teachers say PUPILS have attitude
apfunction 0
teachers are the only people who can be as corrupt as cops when abusing they're power. they are ******* pathetic.
nolimits 0
Cause 77 got ate more : )
Nic_hole 0
that suxx and that's normal?! wow
Haislipa 0
this isn't true. they wouldn't make you work in those conditions. that's an electricity hazard.
saranottelling 7
Do you work in an umbrella factory?
urcadox_fml 6
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great_dane 0
Learn grammar!
CYNNER 0
Don't be alarmed! this is normal
dv2010 0
AHAHAHAHA...they said it was normal?? They are retarded. There is nothing normal about that. i would have just gotten my stuff and left. Because what kind of job makes you sit and work in that? I would rather walk out and be fired. LOL