Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
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Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P
dreamering 16
What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.
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skyeyez9 25
That sounds dangerous. A baby breathing that filth could get a lung infection inhaling that. Their immune systems are still developing and more vulnerable.
Mikababyyyy 0
what an a** hole your son is
marcranger 29
not to say your 16 y/o isn't completely immature and shouldn't be punished (he is and he should), but if he was an only child up until this point, I can see where he's coming from. babies are incredibly irritating and worthless to someone who wasn't exposed to them much as kids, and I know I would have freaked out if my parents had any more kids when I was a teenager. can you afford to send him to boarding school for the next couple of years or have him stay with baby-free relatives? it'd probably be best for him, you, and the baby...he might be too old to be a good older brother.
monnanon 14
Just because only two are mentioned doesn't mean there aren't other kids also, being jealous of a baby is kind of acceptable for a toddler but at 16 yearshe should know better. Don't pander to the jealous asshat of a son tell him to deal with it, its a baby that the parents look after, the older sibling doesn't have to have anything to do with the baby really.
quackImapenguin 16
Being jealous of a baby is immature behavior in a sixteen year old, but it's probably not about jealousy. I imagine this kid is being woken up in the middle of the night by the baby's crying, and basically all teenagers are already sleep deprived from having to wake up too early in the morning for school when their internal clocks are set to sleeping in. And there are all the other distracting things babies can do when one's trying to concentrate on homework. There are plenty of reasons for a teenager to resent having a baby brought into the house that don't have anything to do with jealousy. I am very glad my parents didn't have a baby when I was a teenager because that would have been awful.
gtaguy1217 10
Lolol that's funny
BAMF519 0
lol sound like all my friends!
MyF_ckingLuck 0
and then you pissed in his bowl of cheerios right?
sharkwkrox 0
lmao!!!
apegirl907 0
wtf is wrong with your kid? you need to teach him better I'd make him work off the price of a new humidifier!
Daisie_Garcia 0
lol that's hellarious :D
jess6blondie9 3
That's so immature!