Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P
dreamering 16
What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.
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MarlaSurette1 0
make him sit right next to the humidifier as it humidifies!!
GummiiGumm 0
Ooo I would definitely kick his ass.... I have 3 small kids & they know better
vbmg152 19
I'll say it again, You raised him!!
kingnothing607 3
Just because they raised him doesnt mean anything. There comes a point where children develop a mind of their own, think on their own and they are influenced by (probably more so than by their parents, at least at this age) friends and other kids at school, things on tv, etc...so saying "you raised him" like its the parents fault is just plain ignorant.
musika590 1
I feel so sad for the baby. This could make it VERY SICK. your son needs some serious therapy if he thinks harming his sibling like that is funny. Until he gets his act together I would find him somewhere to stay out of the house as protection for your infant child. What a disgusting boy.
BBBBOOOOYYYU 3
he was right
Jojo1978 0
:O you raised that! What a filthy disgusting pig!
Troll_Doll 0
Well if you're Catholic...it's not too late to buy him "You're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the *front* of you". The *back* version clearly worked for that one little boy, he's still diapers and he's around 12 now!
Twilix01 4
And thus, why I have no faith in humanity. Common sense is just not very common anymore. The should call it "Rare sense," or something.
alexFYL 11
You mean... you don't change the humidifier water each day? That's disgusting in itself... that stuff will mold and get nasty if you don't change it.
SydsTheBoss 0
he could have been peeing in it everyday after the water was changed, and if it runs through the filter and stuff then the odor stays. I have never in my life seen water in a humidifier get moldy and I use one for my daughter every winter. Build up on the heating element maybe, but never mold.
sleepereffect 0
just whip his ass and send him to military school or something.
thewife5 19
is it really that easy these days to dis-own your kids? I'm sure that will solve everything!