Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P
dreamering 16
What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.
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Comments (176)
tbrizzy 0
you should put a diaper on him
kalbrek009 20
it's time to either beat that boy within an inch of his life or get him some serious counseling or freak him out by making him pee his bed with the ol hand in warm water while sleeping trick.. you could also jokingly tell him you've called the cops & they're coming to get him for attempted murder of the infant..that'll fix his wagon! lol :)
jorankay411 6
Your son is a little shit... No offense... But that is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!
julie3841 11
Real funny. If someone pissed in my baby's humidifier, they'd get more than just an earful from me. Then they'd be buying a new humidifier.
thewife5 19
I can't believe a 16 year old would do that! maybe he's feeling neglected.. :/
Drackolee 0
Beat that ass!!
Marie_san 0
OMG what is that? the 16 year old tantrum? or is he jealous of the baby??... how nasty he is!! at that age he should respect the baby and he should be aware of the many bacterias that "his joke" might cause the baby!!!...
tjsomethin 9
Son: "Mom, u mad?"
CSRozell 4
kick the shit out of the asshole
skyeyez9 25
Put the humidipissifyer in his room while he is at school and close the door. turn it on and leave it on all day till he comes home.