Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
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Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Excuses are just gonna make it worse and justify more of how he feels. Admit you messed up and make up for it.
Yummi_913 18
So you realized your mistake.... and then proceeded to lie? Instead of just saying "I just realized I forgot your birthday. I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did that. Can I take you out to make it up to you?" It probably would have been that simple! But nah, you had to go lie and somehow think you have an "FML" because your partner is too smart to believe your B.S... at the end of the day covering your ass was more important to you than just being honest with your partner and making up for your mistake so YDI.
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cuz803 46
Excuses are just gonna make it worse and justify more of how he feels. Admit you messed up and make up for it.
Yummi_913 18
So you realized your mistake.... and then proceeded to lie? Instead of just saying "I just realized I forgot your birthday. I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did that. Can I take you out to make it up to you?" It probably would have been that simple! But nah, you had to go lie and somehow think you have an "FML" because your partner is too smart to believe your B.S... at the end of the day covering your ass was more important to you than just being honest with your partner and making up for your mistake so YDI.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Unless you just started dating you should have just confessed
bleachedraven 14
I hope he had a happy birthday despite his gf forgetting 🙄 Honesty is the best policy.
Hempseed 27
You ****** up by defaulting to excuses. Could've just come clean with him. Would've made shit so much easier.