Today, I received my first dick pic from my boyfriend. Problem is, we broke up 3 weeks ago and his next message said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my relationship is broken. Two weeks ago, I got a dick pic from a random number. It was three times my fiancee's size. Ever since then, I haven't been able to feel any sort of physical attraction towards him. I love him, or at least I thought I did. FML
Today, I received a dick pic from my partner, with whom, although taking a ‘break’, we were apparently ‘working on things’. He forgot to remove the Grindr watermark from his pic. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, a month after our breakup, my ex sent me a glorious butt pic. This was followed up with, "Wrong person, please delete that." I asked her for two years to send me sexy pictures, and she always refused, saying it was "too slutty" for her. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a dick pic. I should have realized that "Morgan" is right next to "Mom" in my contacts list. I'm grounded. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
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Top comments
rgkkk 17
Someone is not over yet to the point of inventing a fake girlfriend to send naughties
tounces7 28
Girlfriend? Some guys send pictures of their junk to random strangers. Who knows who he might have intended it for.
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Comments (7)
rgkkk 17
Someone is not over yet to the point of inventing a fake girlfriend to send naughties
tounces7 28
Girlfriend? Some guys send pictures of their junk to random strangers. Who knows who he might have intended it for.
flagbitch 8
Confusing...but maybe it was a parting gift and you can consent to it as a last time.
RichardPencil 32
You still call him your "boyfriend?" After three weeks? That says a lot.
diraven 15
Is your boyfriend Anthony Weiner?
tounces7 28
If other FMLs are any indication, you're better off. At least he's moved on and won't bug you anymore.
tatted.starg8zr 1
Sounds like an excuse to talk to you.
TheGoldDunsparce 4
Least you know you were still in his contacts 3 weeks after breaking up. He also could have done that just to be cruel, and there was no "someone else", but he wanted you to think there was and feel bad...