Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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CaiDog 20
What did she do?? We need some details here!
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Stupid muggles and their "legalities"
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Comments (137)
Bick77 4
First!
Dracoboxer357 36
Oh dear God, not this again... :p
CaiDog 20
What did she do?? We need some details here!
CommentModerated 17
I'm betting either stalking or harassing.
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Stupid muggles and their "legalities"
Catkam623 27
There's a hell of a story behind this that I want to hear....
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Agreed. This is a response from an OP that I'd really like to read. She offered to polish his wand, didn't she... Or *GASP* to show him her Chamber of Secrets!
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Her likely deeds: 1) Shoplifting a collector's edition box set of HP movies from a store. 2) Assaulting someone for disliking HP. 3) Polishing a wand. 4) Stealing a cardboard cutout of Daniel Radcliffe and taking it to a dark alley to molest it.
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#40 - Now I know why she was named "Moaning Myrtle."
saba_ajira 29
Looks like we need a followup
Callilah 13
I agree! Come on OP, we need to know the story!!:)
thatADHDdude 21
I demand a follow-up!
FangirlingAlways 14
Please OP don't just leave us at that! I want pointers! XD
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
#51 I thought they all called her Luna Lovegood? She must get around and let them all Slytherin...
FiFiLovee 26
Follow up!!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Lol, #105, taking pointers from OP's sister may not be such a good idea; she got caught! :P (At least by her family)
WFFLPWND 10
I think we all want to know what happened...
Amanyyyyyy 29
We'll which guy is it??
Amanyyyyyy 29
Well* Damn autocorrect..
kamikrazy 6
Bloody hell mate
JennaNGood 21
My theory is Rupert Grint, most people love Daniel Radcliffe but for some reason, the girls (and guys) are just absolutely mad for Rupert. As indicated above...
Angelic_Author 16
James Phelps (Fred) has my vote. He's incredibly gorgeous. Or Alan Rickman, he's a sexy beast. :p
TheAbstract 15
But Luna though.
Angelic_Author 16
I hate to spoil the surprise, but Luna Lovegood is female.
JD1147 27
Pfft.. All girls obsess over Hagrid, everyone knows that...
SpicyDuck 22
Or Neville Longbottom. That guy was definitely using magic outside of Hogwarts to get cute.
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Speaking of Hagrid, the one thing I find strange that no one thinks about is how a paunchy old man breaks the news to a 10-year-old boy that he's a wizard, and urges him to come with him. "Seems legit..."
RawrImaDragon 18
49, have you read the book? Because then you would know how.
iSmellMusic 8
It's Dobby without a doubt.
tararochelle 18
I love Dobby! I cried when he died!!!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Love Dobby! My dog looks like Dobby. True story.
SexyQueen0905 24
Guys, guys, I think it's pretty obvious that it's Dumbledore. Doesn't matter to me that he was gay; he was still incredibly sexy.
skyeyez9 25
Because being anywhere besides with the Dursleys sounds like a great idea to an abused and neglected kid.
RoseBlack123 37
It's obviously Uncle Vernon, didn't you know?
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Dumbledore
Googolman 29
128 - The actor who played Uncle Vernon actually died, so, unless OP's sister is a necrophile, I don't think it's him.
PerditaDessa 38
137, They just told you that. He's actually missing. Along with OP's sister which is why there hasn't been a follow up.
yellowzinnias 20
Tom (Draco) is the one I would risk illegalities for. Rawr!
Everyday_Galaxy 14
Which one?
gc327072 31
Obviously it's Ron Weasley.
crapmaster3000 19
What are you talking about?! It's obviously Dumbledor!!
allie2590 31
Which guy?
PleaseStahp 10
I admit, being a fan of something is normal. But taking it so far that you need an intervention and the cops involved? That's taking the word "fan-girling" to a whole new level...
little_one1 14
You don't even know! My younger sister is fourteen and she's so creepily obsessed with One Direction that I think she needs therapy. I walked by her room a while back and heard her and her friends giggling and talking about how big they thought their peen-peen is! My other sister who is fifteen also told me that one time she walked into my youngest sister's room and she was crying and when she asked why, Maddy(14yr) said "Because I'm listening to One Direction." "And..?" "*sniffle* And what..?"
PleaseStahp 10
Dear god...I admit myself that I am a fan of Tom Hiddleston, but not to the point where I marvel over the mans size and cry over him. Or to the point where I need an intervention...like I said, it's ok to be a fan. Just set a limit for yourself, the Internet doesn't need anymore fan wars or people hacking into cameras to watch the celebrities in an airport...yup that happened. And guess what? It was over One Direction...
bleeping 5
Is she Harry's spotter?
dotalover 15
sir u deserve a thumbs up !!
deathstroke990 22
you deserve a thumbs down, because of your lack of grammar.
tswizz 13
#70 YOU deserve a thumbs down for giving a **** about grammar - that ship has sailed
Dracoboxer357 36
The lack of details does make one wonder what she could have done that crossed the legal line here. Stealing his underwear? Stalking? Either way, best of luck, Op.
minesbiggerr 25
Obviously she used the accio charm to bring hagrid to her while he was in the middle of gardening... Duh
imhope 23
How??
emilycb93 12
Legitimate problem she has, I suppose.