Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Same as it ever was
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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lukep135 6
You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!
MariJ82 14
That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!
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Comments (90)
misslifeguard 7
You let that bug you for that long
SoylentCandycorn 10
You do know that bullying can cause longterm psychological damage, right?
vanaathiel 13
Ya, you'd think bullying stopped after school but if doesn't. The first time I was bullied in the workplace I kept thinking Seriously? Didn't I leave this petty immaturity behind in elementary school? Apparently not.
ayt_kl 1
don't start something you're too weak to finish.
Geary519 20
guese some people never grow up
awaydoggy 8
op u needs some gym,people in ur age will see a very big progress in strength and muscle in a short period,u can kick the shit out of him in ur next reunion for sure!
withasmile 3
Press charges.
Mookiisfabulous 15
I remember being bullied in middle school. The worst time of my life! When I finally stood up for myself, I ended up in trouble by my teacher because I was harsh in my words for telling someone off and she didn't believe the girl was a bully to me. I hated school until High school where it stop for my sake. I can never understand how it makes them feel better to bully another person. After reading this, I wonder what made the bully thinks he should beat someone up for standing up ( regardless how long it took) for their self. FYL... But good job for finally standing up for yourself, takes courage. I am pretty sure you can file charges for being assaulted. I could be wrong.
skyeyez9 25
I went to my high school reunion. The guys who were jerks in HS were nice. The girls who were bitchy and stuck up in high school were STILL stuck up and bitchy.
whY402Jay 12
You didn't drink enough beforehand.
jrugg15 5
Learn self defense